都是荷尔蒙的缘故。

It's hormonal.

我不是在推卸责任，但这是她的问题。

I mean,I don't usually fall back on...It's women's issues.

你们怎么保护孩子，装安全门一类的吗？

But child-proofed how? Gates and stuff?

老兄，她自己做了抽屉。

Dude,she did the drawers.

现在还不确定她能不能生下来呢...

We don't even know if this whole fertility thing's gonna work...

她不知做了什么手脚，抽屉根本打不开。

she's screwed in these little jobbies where you can't even open the drawers.

完全吗?

At all?

不是，能打开一英寸的小缝儿，手指能勉强伸进去。

No, They open an inch, then you gotta dig your finger in.

真难想象，我觉得迟早...

It's a nightmare.I guess sooner or later...

是啊，已经晚了，她还做了上橱柜。

Yeah,a lot later,She did the upper cabinets.

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